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kris found out why the dogs have been so preoccupied with the basement. apparently our 'second freezer' was unplugged by the friendly furnace cleaner man. he forgot to plug it back in. over a week ago. i guess the dogs have been licking up the blood and goo that's been leaking out of it for quite some time. no smarty pants. i didn't kill my mother-in-law and stuff her in the freezer - that's blood and goo from rotting steaks, hamburger, chickens, turkeys, 40 pounds of hotdogs i got on sale from somebody in wisconsin, something that looked like bad twinkies [can't be possible], 8 pounds of fresh [sic] blueberries from michigan, 3 pounds of rhubarb from the garden, 6 pounds of bacon and 6 pounds of butter. do you know how damn expensive butter can be? i really don't think you can imagine just how bad it smelled. too bad ismell isn't shipping, because you really, really should experience this once in your life.

i can now honestly say that stinkymeat us a useful resource.

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