ex machina
on being a jackass
so, let's just say you're allegedly imitating that canary in the coalmine of cultural decline, jackass and you fall down while trying to shove a firecracker in your buttocks what happens next? nothing good:
""By virtue of the fact that the explosion was confined in an upward direction, it went up into his pelvis, blasted a great hole in the pelvis, ruptured the urethra, injured muscles in the floor of the pelvis which rendered him incontinent.""
9/03/2003 08:18:00 PM
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